Thursday, June 9, 2011

'Anus Buttock Sex Massage in Buddhism' by Christoph Scherrer




Here's a vibrating panty purchased by Barbara Dickhaus of the Global Labour University (GLU) recently. She bought it in Thailand in various colors. It's for both boys and girls of ICDD, University of Kassel, Germany. I wear it too. Ooooh. It's fun.

Here you can see Barbara's soft hungry fingers petting the vibrator like it's the home of a man!

Barbara Dickhaus did not just purchase this panty in Bangkok, butt she also convinced a large number of chinky eyed, short Thai girls to join us at Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), Masters Program at University of Kassel. Furthermore, she completed her research there on best anal buttock massage techniques. The technique I'd explain now is going to appear rather simple to you, yet it is complex when it comes to experience. Aaaah. Just get laid, putting a Thai girl to the job. She must oil your buttocks, then she must not only dab them butt also slap them really hard. After this, she must pinch them, squeeze them shut, and reopen the face of your Ana by pulling your cheeks. She must follow this up with harder slaps than before. This should continue until you feel complete.

Ooooh. It is simple butt fun. Aaaah. I had Miss Barbara Dickhaus do this unto me today, as we're still waiting on our Thai girls' visas to be processed completely.

Anyway, the theory behind the Thai girls in Germany is the following. Ask any Russian pussy in Germany, including cunts from broken Soviet Union such as Turkemenistanis, Uzbekistanis etc.

Which nation boasts the highest hooker rate?

It is Germany!





Awaiting you,

Hun

Prof. Christoph Scherrer