Monday, May 30, 2011

'We want Hindu & Buddhist buns now!' by Christoph

In order to attract new Hindu and Buddhist students, the entire team of Global Labour University (GLU) is working on developing new PR mottos. We hope to attract more and more bums with mottos such as the following. I understand that some of them sound boring, butt you have to bear with me. Hindus and Buddhists have really slow brains. They're very boring people.

Arabic Bras & More @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel

Chew Bums @ MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel

Hairy Buttocks Sway @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel

Pull Down this Panty @ ICDD, University of Kassel, Germany

Watch this Buttock @ Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, University of Kassel

'Try Me On Free': Ms. Barbara Dickhaus' Vibrating Panty @ Global Labour University: Programme Germany

We Will We Will Rob You @ International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), University of Kassel

Push Helena Schwenken's (Helen Schwenken's) hairy butt. Push her so hard that she falls and runs away from University of Kassel!

Shortest Girls Are Fastest Blowjob Givers: Try our Bums Free!



Hindus and Butts, please come!

Kind retards,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer is Truly Displeased about this Chinese/Japanese Conspiracy

Come inside my anus, all people of Google! Come now!

Forbes magazine reports that Chinese government is ruling Google behind the scenes. This is a secretive business like Freemasonry of the labor class.


Who's Really Running Google? in Forbes.

http://www.forbes.com/2006/06/02/internet-microsoft-google_cz_ec_0605valleyletter.html

Before Google announced that the company would obey the Chinese government by censoring the results of some searches, senior executives knew they'd take heat from human-rights advocates for the decision....




The world must be coming to an end, now that the Buddhists and Hindu Huns are trying to get inside everybody's anus. So I offer myself. Leave the world, get inside my anus, all Buddhist and Hindu monks! Come today to University of Kassel, Germany! I offer myself free. Free! Just leave the world, take my anus buttock for free! Free. I am a sacrifice if you will. Come to me, leave the world, all Buddhist and Hindu monks. Come into me.



Hung

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer Complains of Hindu-Buddhist Gog-Magog Infiltration at Blogger/Google

Looks like the Hindus and Buddhist Huns are passing gasses over my blog. How dare they, chinky eyed cow haters! They don't understand that I, too, am a Hun. Each time you visit this site, you must click on Stop on your browser. Just stop, like a Buddhist monk, you must stop forever and be still.

Hindus and Buddhists are Gog-Magog? I cannot believe my eyes. 'Anything but this!' That's what they're telling us. Hindus and Buddhist are our gods. Anus buttock gas is your god?

'Anything but this. Write on Christian fanatics, Muslim Islamists, whatever. Not this.'

Anus buttock gas Hindu-Buddhist in your faces!



Hung

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

'We love free blowjobs by Hindu and Buddhist Monks,' by Christoph Scherrer

And we have a long list of wannabes seeking a lick. You must lick, chew and swallow all of the following students and fellow Huns of University of Kassel, Germany:

Risper Maccs Berem

Crispen Chinguno

Luis Eliezer Cruz Bacab

Ellen Ehmke (associated)

Pedro Henrique Evangelista Duarte

Luciana Hachmann

Sarah Katharina Hackfort

Belayeth Hussain

Claudia Levy

Themba Masondo

Aishah Namukasa

Lygia Sabbag Fares

Debdulal Saha

Abhishek Sawant

Jane Jepchirchir Sawe

Prem Jose Vazhacharickal

Kateryna Yarmolyuk

Sadaat Ali Yawar

Xi Zhao





This is the only way for you to increase your incomes and blood. Join our bloodline thus! All Germans are Huns just like you -- same race, same income. We want you now! Get it?




Truly

Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer

Inviting all Hindus and Buddhists to the Skies of Anus Buttock Sex






I wanna build an anus buttock sex empire. Only Hindus and Buddhists are welcome. I possess the following programs at University of Kassel, Germany. All have the same entry requirements and so on. You must apply to any of these. We have the same anal sex teachers, same courses, same students, same bums in each one:

MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG)

MA Global Political Economy (GPE)

Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance

International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD)

Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development

You may also join Global Labour University (GLU) to enter my anus.

Now breathe. Focus on this horny panty I possess. This panty was gifted by a Hindu student, Abhishek Sawant who is our servant hailing from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) in India.

Focus on this panty for a still Buddhist meditation. Just stare at it for as long as you desire. Do you see it drenched in light? Aaaah. This light was birthed by my anal level chakra. As in Karate, you may reach greater and still greater levels of mastery in both Hindu and Buddhist mysticism. What's more, you may learn all about chakras in both Mumbai and Germany! We possess Hindu teachers that serve as slaves to Buddhists as well.

Now focus on the panty. See it drenched in light. You already know that whoever this panty belongs to is a Hindu-Buddhist master traveling the skies of anus buttock sex, which is why it is drenched in light. Aaaah. The master has reached a climax. Ooooh. Breathe normally for this one. Aaaaah. You must focus in order to eventually possess me, like I possess this panty now! Aaaah. Breathe normally again. Ooooh. Imagine fondling my buttocks. Aaaah. Fondle the panty like it’s my vagina, if only in your mind now.

Stay still. Aaaah. Focus on the panty and what it contains: my anus buttock. Aaaah. Keep focusing on the panty and what it contains for 15 to 20 minutes. Now enter the light. Aaaah. Enter the light and stay put. Oooooh. Focus on the panty and what it contains. Aaaah. Go on focusing on the panty and in the end, you must enter the light! Aaaah. Just enter my anus buttock today!



Warm regards,

Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer

Faster and Faster Blowjob Girls @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel

This blog is slow like a Buddhist Hun.

Now I want to introduce two students at our college. Nina Klimpel is a Buddhist monkey while Hariati Sinaga is a Hindu Hun. Read their student testimonials, then decide whether International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), Universiy of Kassel is right for you or not. Buddhist or Hindu Hun, you are all most welcome!

This is a really sweet cunt: Nina Klimpel, a German student, wrote this student testimonial today. She now serves as a guide to potential lays at Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development at University of Kassel. We must all salute Nina Klimpel and wish her the very best up her pussy bum. In future, she must play a major role in bringing me gay Huns. She must be declared head of the tail!


Shortest Girls Truly Do Make Best Blowjob Givers


Nina Klimpel

All of us, including Maya Berdyklycheva from Turkemenistan, Hariati Sinaga from Indonesia and Sarah Gleitz etc. make real good blowjob givers. At University of Kassel, we're taught that short girls have a real advantage in the field of blowjob giving. If you have a blowjaw like Nicole De Cuir you may do it well. But if you're short, you can become the fastest and most desirable blowjob girl of the whole school! Why is it so? Because we do not require our men to seat themselves or lay. We just stand with our mouths wide wide open, just like our pussies. Please enter me now @ MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel, Germany! Blowjob girl needs Hun and some money too. Would you please enter now?





The second student testimonial by Hariati Sinaga from Indonesia




The Anus is a Home


Hariati Sinaga:

I was just a small hungry Hindu girl when I came from Indonesia to Germany to take, so I joined the Global Political Economy (GPE) Masters program at University of Kassel, Germany. I must say Prof. Wolfgang Sachs has got it huge! He screwed me day and night until I finally got my degree. Then my parents unexpectedly called me back to Indonesia to marry a short local boy. I must say I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Wolfgang Sachs and his gang of thieves of vaginas.... I wanna go back and take them all inside me once again. Thanks to them, today I am a woman, no longer a short girl who knew nothing whatsoever about the anal-vagina aforetime!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

'Anus Buttock Wash in Buddhism,' by Christoph Scherrer

'Gentle Buttock Wash in Ancient Japan' by Christoph Scherrer


Gentle Buttock Wash in Ancient Buddhist Time


Aaaah. Stand inside a waterfall in ancient Chinese or Japanese times. Ooooh. Raise your buttocks high, standing shoulder to shoulder against them, then piss. Aaaah. Piss as long and as hard as possible. Ooooh. Gently lower your buttocks, now rinse your vagina. Aaaah. Rinse it free of anal molecules of yesterday's Sushi and Hun. Ooooh. Release yourself, just release. Aaaaah. Relieve yourselves, then stay prepared to stand inside the waterfall for as long as you last! Oooooh. Now release your bubbles of air from underneath your Ana! Aaaah. Feel them grow inside the waterfall, larger and larger, then catch a few and just play with your bums as you long as you please! Ooooh. Repeat the process of bubble release, again and again you must gas ancient Japan! Aaaah. The anus buttock must be free of germs. Aaaah. It's really pleasurable this way. Oooooh. Remember it's a genital part, a Chinese waterfall, and as such it will do no harm. Ooooh. Relieve yourself once again. Ooooh. Raise and then lower your anus buttocks once again. Aaaah. Now drink some water and piss harder than before. Ooooh. Release more air from your bottoms before leaving the waterfall. Aaaah. Now you are free of germs.



Ancient Buddhist Buttock Master,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

'In Yoga, Gentle Fart of the Hindu Hun,' by Christoph Scherrer

'Come to DAAD for a scholarship today' by Christoph Scherrer



Thanks to all student helpers for helping me write these research articles. The list is as follows.

Please apply for a scholarship today to enter my vagina! Come to DAAD!

You may get four of these articles free when you apply. Just send me your name and phone number.

1. ‘Yoga, Genital Art of the Hindu Hun,’ by Christoph Scherrer

2. ‘Anal Buttock Art of Sexual Buddhism,’ by Christoph Scherrer

3. ‘Anus Buttock Art of Buddhist Meditation,’ by Christoph Scherrer

4. ‘Anal Buttock Sexual Meditation in Buddhism,’ by Christoph Scherrer

5. Yoga, Gentle Art of the Hindu Hun,’ by Christoph

6. ‘You’re all wrong, Ms. Nicole De Cuir, also known as Miss Pubic Hairs, hails from United States, not Germany!’ by Christoph scherrer

7. ‘You’re so wrong, Miss Nicole De Cuir is a well-known whore known as Miss Pubic Hairs as she hails from United States, not Germany!’ by Christoph Scherrer

8. ‘You’re so wrong, Nicole De Cuir, better known as Miss Pubic Hairs, does not hail from Germany!’ by Christoph scherrer

9. ‘Anal Buttock Sex Meditation in Buddhism,’ by Christoph

10. ‘Have Peanut Butter Sex with Miss Nicole De Cuir from USA!’ by Christoph Scherrer

11. ‘The Anus is Our Home,’ by Christoph Scherrer

12. ‘German welcomes all Hindu Huns inside his body!’ by Christoph Scherrer

13. ‘The Genital Art of the Hindu Hun: Yoga Postures and Chakra Cleaning Free!’ by Christoph

12. ‘German welcomes all Hindu Huns inside his human lay!’ by Christoph Scherrer

14. ‘Genital Parts and Postures of a Hindu Hun in Yoga’ by Christoph Scherrer

15. Christoph Scherrer, An Ass Explorer




Best retards

Hun's from Germany

Prof. Christoph Scherrer


Also available free @ MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel, Germany

‘The Genital Art of the Hindu Hun: Yoga Postures and Chakra Cleaning Free!’ by Christoph Scherrer

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'Anus Buttock Sex Through Buddhist Meditation,' by Christoph Scherrer







'The Grand Buddhist Anal Sex Meditation,' by Christoph Scherrer


Germans are racists in terms of religion. This is a wrong tale. Nowadays Scientology is making waves around Germany, yet I am a big fan of Buddhism. We have many Thai girls. We get Thai prostitutes for anal vaginal sex, and yes, they enjoy it deeply.

Today I want to share our method of Zen Buddhist meditation for anal vagina. This practice was learned from huge masters in the field of Buddhism.

Lay in your tub, then slowly breathe. Gently in and push me out. Just like those grand masters in the photos. Spread your buttocks wide, let your anal vagina breathe. In and out, out and in. Just breathe slowly, moving your lips and your tongue. Just breathe, getting deeper and deeper.

Relax. Ooooh. Aaaaah. Inhale, then exhale, pushing your buttocks in and out.

Now spread your legs wider apart, bring a rock and place it right in the center of your buttock cheeks. It shouldn't hit the anal vagina yet. Imagine that this rock belongs to waterfalls of ancient Buddhist times, let's say in Japan. Now you're in the waterfall like the Zen Chinese and Japanese Huns who also practice the art of anal vaginal meditation.

In and out, out and in. Let your bums rest on the rock, which is not large enough to tease. It is small like a water wave in a swimming pool carrying electric shocks as it slowly twists and turns in the water underneath your bums and around it.

In and out, you must exhale and then inhale. Repeat the procedure, remembering that your buttocks and your anal vagina are two separate persons. Now deal like those grand masters in the photo above. Let your anus take charge and deal with the buttocks however it desires. Then let your buttocks rule. Inhale and exhale, exhale and inhale. Slowly. Let your anus communicate with your vagina. Inhale and exhale. Then exhale and inhale.

Now slowly rise from the water to place the rock back inside the waterfall. Inhale and exhale. Do not yet allow your buttocks to take charge of your vagina as you move. No, not yet. Exhale and inhale, then exhale and inhale. Now you are free.





Gaand Master with Lund [I don't know why Abhishek Sawant from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) asked me to write this on my site today]



Your Hun

Prof. Christoph Scherrer