'The Grand Buddhist Anal Sex Meditation,' by Christoph Scherrer
Germans are racists in terms of religion. This is a wrong tale. Nowadays Scientology is making waves around Germany, yet I am a big fan of Buddhism. We have many Thai girls. We get Thai prostitutes for anal vaginal sex, and yes, they enjoy it deeply.
Today I want to share our method of Zen Buddhist meditation for anal vagina. This practice was learned from huge masters in the field of Buddhism.
Lay in your tub, then slowly breathe. Gently in and push me out. Just like those grand masters in the photos. Spread your buttocks wide, let your anal vagina breathe. In and out, out and in. Just breathe slowly, moving your lips and your tongue. Just breathe, getting deeper and deeper.
Relax. Ooooh. Aaaaah. Inhale, then exhale, pushing your buttocks in and out.
Now spread your legs wider apart, bring a rock and place it right in the center of your buttock cheeks. It shouldn't hit the anal vagina yet. Imagine that this rock belongs to waterfalls of ancient Buddhist times, let's say in Japan. Now you're in the waterfall like the Zen Chinese and Japanese Huns who also practice the art of anal vaginal meditation.
In and out, out and in. Let your bums rest on the rock, which is not large enough to tease. It is small like a water wave in a swimming pool carrying electric shocks as it slowly twists and turns in the water underneath your bums and around it.
In and out, you must exhale and then inhale. Repeat the procedure, remembering that your buttocks and your anal vagina are two separate persons. Now deal like those grand masters in the photo above. Let your anus take charge and deal with the buttocks however it desires. Then let your buttocks rule. Inhale and exhale, exhale and inhale. Slowly. Let your anus communicate with your vagina. Inhale and exhale. Then exhale and inhale.
Now slowly rise from the water to place the rock back inside the waterfall. Inhale and exhale. Do not yet allow your buttocks to take charge of your vagina as you move. No, not yet. Exhale and inhale, then exhale and inhale. Now you are free.
Gaand Master with Lund [I don't know why Abhishek Sawant from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) asked me to write this on my site today]
Your Hun
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
